Last updated : 19th May 2013



The Rack
Man without a Past


Episode Title First Night
Story Synopsis An Israeli minister is kidnapped in London and CI5's only clue to his whereabouts is a poorly shot photograph.
Writer Gerry O'Hara
Director David Wickes
Series 2
UK Episode # B03
UK Tx Date 21 October 1978
Production # Block 2, Ep 3
Approx Filming Dates 3rd - 14th July 1978
Guest Stars Julian Holloway, Arnold Diamond
Dave's Comment Story
Action
Pace
Humour
Violence

Plenty of action, as usual, particularly the opening kidnap scenes which are a marvel of direction. The entire episode also makes good use of locations.

The actual plot is rather run-of-the-mill but more than made up for by plenty of terrific, acidic banter between the lads ("Just 'cos you forgot to bring your vitamins!") and the idea of these two tough guys being forced onto London City Transport buses is a hoot!

Fave scenes are Bodie's "Half an ear, perhaps?" comment, the 'private dining-room' scene ("Is this golly annoying you?") while Bodie's "But I've just got my Spotted Dick!" (shades of Are You Being Served?, perhaps?!) and Doyle's "The hero had an operation to take his hand off his hip" are classic examples of the Prof's offbeat humour at its most camp!

Glad to see the lovely Ruth getting a bit more to do this time, though she is still woefully underused. (Fetching Cowley his morning coffee??). And given the little exchange between Doyle and her - see below - it's obvious the show doesn't solely rely on Martin and Lewis for its humour.

The episode finishes in the usual action-packed mayhem and nicely rounded off with more humour. The manner in which Bodie breaks into the house is simultaneously inspired and hilarious!

Although not one of my personal favourites, I seem to enjoy it just that little bit more every time I see it. And given the tremendous mix of elements, I can easily see why it is a fave for many fans.

Doyle gets out of Ruth's car: "Your clutch is slipping."

Ruth, suggestively: "My clutch... or my touch?!"

Doyle: "All we need is the time and place!"

Ruth: "You're as bad as Bodie!"

Doyle: "Oh, be fair... nobody's as bad as Bodie!"

Sharon's Comment

'First Night' is another of my favorite episodes: excellent dialogue/banter, bits of background, lovely lads, decent plot. The best parts have nothing to do with the story, however. They are the little slice-of-life peeks that make The Professionals unique, timeless and forever rewatchable. (Bring on the DVD)

We're given evidence the agents' social lives suffer from the demands of their jobs. One has to wonder what ever gave Ray the idea that a "greetings telegram" might soften the heart of a dumped date? This is not a young man with a smooth social line! (see 'Hunter/Hunted' for further proof.) Bodie, on the other hand, chooses flowers. He'll have another chance.

The short exchange between The Lads at the opening is most interesting. When Ray asks (about a gun) "That's not where you got mine" is he referring to a gift from Bodie? And the "big gymnast" is mentioned again. Who is this person?

We get to see Cowley in full cry here. Most of the scenes with the three of them are marvelously done – very natural, believable dialogue, acting and movement. They really do seem a well-polished crime-solving team rather than three skilled actors playing at roles!

Clothing: the Return of the Plaid Jackets. This horror is compounded by Bodie's Brown Cardigan, but softened by the nice tight beige polo he wears with the shoulder holster. If you look carefully you can see the lines of a vest underneath. Bodie has no spare tyre now – that shirt would reveal it. Ray wears the black shirt from Rack and the moss green one half-unbuttoned. Nice.

One of the best "car talk" scenes here. Bodie drives and the camera shoots across him to focus on Ray who is mostly focused on Bodie. Teasing, caring and revealing dialogue. Male bonding at its finest. We're given another hint here that Doyle eats health food and Bodie chows down on anything that doesn't move away fast enough. This exchange is so natural!

In fact so much of the dialogue between the three main actors is so good everything else suffers by comparison. It's jarring to jump from a "real" scene into a staged one, and that's about my only criticism of this episode.

The slice-of-life moment in the police cafe is terrific and leads into the "bus scene" – another favorite of mine. (From the way Lew keeps glancing around I wonder if the bus is filled not with extras but with real people.) Then there's the rest room scene with Bodie shaving (nice tee, Lew!) and advising Cowley on fashion. Marvelous!

And <snicker> "the hero had an operation to take his hand off his hip" is priceless. Understand that got left out of the Granada Plus version. Spoil-sports! The following section in which Bodie and Doyle continue to talk to one another while the main dialogue is going on is just one more example of terrific natural acting. I keep harping on this, but it is so outstanding throughout the episode that it bears repeating.

Bodie stuffs his face with junk food yet another time here – Swiss Roll now. You can almost see Ray grimace.

Good directing in the sequence where the ministers and "suits" discuss the problem while the street agents work at solving it. Good to see Doyle teamed even momentarily with Ruth.

Toward the finale, Bodie is having a ball! Lewis does a wonderful job here of physically showing us how delighted the character is to be part of the impending rescue and mayhem! He bounces along and practically chortles over the attack machinery! This is a man who adores a good fight!

Definitely in the Top Ten.

Bloopers

The kidnap scene appears to have been filmed in two separate sessions as the road and pavements outside the Festival Hall switch between dry and wet!

More call-sign trouble (see 'Hunter/Hunted') with Bodie answering as 3-6.

In the "Running all the way, sir!" scene, a boom microphone can be seen reflected in the mirror. (Thanks to Chris Swindells)

On arriving at the telephone box, Bodie's Capri is missing its near-side door mirror (thanks to Wendy Burnett)

There seems to be a previously-unseen kidnapper in the house in the final shootout. Not sure whether this counts as a blooper!

BTW

Lewis Collins and stuntman Del Baker were lucky to survive this episode. In the scene where a crane is used to smash through the house's top window, Lewis was keen to tackle the "gag" himself. On advice from the stunt team, though, it was declared too dangerous and Baker stepped in. It was a wise move as the crane proved to be highly unstable (as can be witnessed when watching the ep). In the first take it wobbled and struck the house's brick wall. Leaping out of cage at the last second, Del managed to avoid serious injury or worse!

Despite having some lines of dialogue, the actor playing Cowley's driver is strangely not credited.

Deja Vu

Tony Vogel (the grey-haired kidnapper) played the eponymous lead in the 1979 television adaptation of Dick Barton - Special Agent, originally a classic 1940s radio serial.

Julian Holloway (Harvey, the police inspector) was a well-known character actor in the 1970s, guesting in most of the popular series of the day such as The Likely Lads, The Sweeney, The New Avengers and Minder. Also a regular in the Carry On films. Not seen much at all these days, though still working apparently.

John Nettleton (the Minister) is not to be confused with John Nettles of Bergerac fame! Nettleton's best remembered role is that of civil servant Sir Arnold Robinson in the classic sitcom Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister and a similar role in the fabulous, anarchic Rik Mayall comedy The New Statesman.

Locations
The opening action all takes place around The Royal Festival Hall.
Cowley buys a newspaper in Trinity Square
The sequence of various police cars was shot around Tower Bridge including this shot turning from Shad Thames into Curlew Street. However most of the area has been completely transformed since the episode was made.
A shot from Bankside looking across to St Paul's Cathedral.
The police car action now switches to the north bank of the Thames, here on St Katharine' s Way - unfortunately subsequent redevelopment has blocked the view of Tower Bridge!
The villains' boat lands at what was known as Western Dock. The area has undergone massive redevelopment since 1978, with the dock itself now filled in and occupied by the News International office. In the screengrab, the only recognisable landmark is the highrise in the top right corner, Oswell House on Raine Street, which was south-west of the dock.
Bodie abandons his tennis match at the couts on Burlington Lane, Hounslow. The giveaway to identifying the location here is the strange "castellation" on the house seen in the top right-hand-side of the screengrab.
Doyle dumps Debra on King Street, Hammersmith....
The helicopter is documented as having landed near Hillingdon Ski Centre
Police HQ, including the canteen, was shot at Lee Studios in Wembley.
The dog-walker is nearly mowed down in Beechcroft Gardens, Brent.
The Minister's office was the National Liberal Club, Whitehall Place
Biebermann is held at 7 South West India Dock Entrance but the area has been totally redeveloped since, with the little housing estate seen in the episode replaced. (In one shot there is a sign saying "Woolaston Avenue" but this is merely a prop to comply with a fictitious reference earlier in the script).
We discover that Bodie's Capri has a police siren when he blasts along Burnt Oak Broadway, Edgware. (A different take of the same shot is used a moment later as a location "cheat")...
... and then queue-jumps at the junction with Camrose Avenue. There's an intriguing bit of camera lensing used in this shot: the high-rise building seems a lot closer to the junction than it is in reality.
The lads join Cowley and the Minister at the aforementioned National Liberal Club
The phone box where the kidnappers have left the cassette appears to be the pedestrianised pathway through Jubilee Gardens, just south of the Festival Hall.
Cowley speaks with an Arab contact. This is documented as being shot at Lee Studios on Wembley Park Drive but I can't quite get the "geography" to fit here. The top-left corner of the screengrab reveals a house apex with markings that appear similar to the Google Street View but none of other buildings seem to match!
The old cinema was on Connell Crescent, south Wembley. Note how roadsigns were far more helpful back then!
Cowley parks just off Brook Green, Hammersmith to endure an all-night stakeout.
Frank the kidnapper buys a newspaper at Willesden Underground Station...
... and proceeds south along Walm Lane to jump on a bus. (I can't get a decent angle on this in Google Street View and note that the bridge wall has recently been replaced by a temporary wooden one.)...
... It's not a long ride: he gets off on the opposite side of the road!!
He then goes to a phone box further along Walm Lane - again the background buildings are the giveaway here...
Hopping on the second bus, this is documented as being just around the corner in Station Parade - the road geography and buildings seem to match the Google Street View.
Bodie is building his, ahem, "homewrecker" behind the aforementioned cinema.
Frank alights in Lydford Road.


The Rack
Man without a Past

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